I want my T-shirt!

OUT OF THE GUTTER issue number two, according to the website, is shipping this week! TPP readers, I've no doubt, are weary of hearing about OOTG. "Click on the chick getting beat with a stick." Well, my print debut as a fiction writer is in OOTG #2 (my short story "Tweaker"), and I'm pretty stoked about it. I'm going a bit crazy waiting. I want my magazine and I WANT MY T-SHIRT!! (Contributors get a shirt.)
Speaking of waiting, my work year ends in two days. Waiting for summer vacation and waiting for my magazine is like waiting for Godot or something. Except Valdimir and Estragon are still waiting, I reckon. At least I know my wait will end. Soon.
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