14 October 2007

MATT CADD, PRIVATE EYE: Double Steal

There were no tickets for the playoff game so Matt Cadd charmed the bleacher usherette and she let him in.

"Give me a call sometime, slugger," she said.

"Sure, doll," he said, patting her ass.

She smiled, replied in kind, and lifted his wallet.

I bet you will, she thought.




section 50: Standing Room Only

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good one!!