There were no tickets for the playoff game so Matt Cadd charmed the bleacher usherette and she let him in.
"Give me a call sometime, slugger," she said.
"Sure, doll," he said, patting her ass.
She smiled, replied in kind, and lifted his wallet.
I bet you will, she thought.
section 50: Standing Room Only
Much better
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*SFG 7 NYM 2*
The Mets spent a lot of money in the off-season and beefed up their roster.
Their payroll is north of $350M and since Steve Cohen bought t...
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