There were no tickets for the playoff game so Matt Cadd charmed the bleacher usherette and she let him in.
"Give me a call sometime, slugger," she said.
"Sure, doll," he said, patting her ass.
She smiled, replied in kind, and lifted his wallet.
I bet you will, she thought.
section 50: Standing Room Only
MLB and the Faustian Bargain
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*"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"*
Major League Baseball knew they were playing with fire when they jumped
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Good one!!
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