There were no tickets for the playoff game so Matt Cadd charmed the bleacher usherette and she let him in.
"Give me a call sometime, slugger," she said.
"Sure, doll," he said, patting her ass.
She smiled, replied in kind, and lifted his wallet.
I bet you will, she thought.
section 50: Standing Room Only
Willy the Kid
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He's 29 so I don't think it fits but I couldn't resist. He did reach the
majors as a 22-year old. And Baseball-Reference lists 'The Kid' as *his
nickname...
2 weeks ago
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Good one!!
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