There were no tickets for the playoff game so Matt Cadd charmed the bleacher usherette and she let him in.
"Give me a call sometime, slugger," she said.
"Sure, doll," he said, patting her ass.
She smiled, replied in kind, and lifted his wallet.
I bet you will, she thought.
section 50: Standing Room Only
1948
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Of the last four teams standing in the post-season, three of them have
MLB's highest payrolls.* Cot's Contracts* has two payroll lists, one called *Year
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Good one!!
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