According to Madam Lichtenstein, that is.
She uses astrology to call the 2008 election for Obama. Again, I don't understand any of it. Her horoscope for BHO says stuff like (italics mine):
Moon sextile Mercury trine Jupiter – a charming and eloquent speaker. A good communicator who can effect great change through words.
OK. I can dig it. Here's more:
Pluto and Vertex square Moon – Massive uncontrollable change can occur based on emotions. It might upset plans.
OK. Let's get this thing over with, shall we? If you haven't already, get yer ass out there and vote.
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