Mrs. Chan called Matt Cadd when her place was burgled. She sat in the kitchen. Housecoat. Slippers. Sipping a screwdriver.
"I see him again, I shoot him," she said.
"Don't," he said. "Makes a mess."
She smiled, reached in a pocket, handed over two quarters.
"You get me a paper."
50¢ in the slot.
Willy the Kid
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He's 29 so I don't think it fits but I couldn't resist. He did reach the
majors as a 22-year old. And Baseball-Reference lists 'The Kid' as *his
nickname...
1 week ago
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Mrs. Chan is cool.
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