Carter Richman hired Matt Cadd to watch the family jewels at his granddaughter's debut. It was an inside job: slip the dick a mickey, cart off the loot, skip town.
Hangovers were no match for this headache, but that didn't hurt nearly as much as the egg on his face.
Remember when Ol' Luke ate fifty of 'em on a bet?
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