Raven's belly dance revue opened to rave reviews. But her ex, Mr. Cairo, made threats. So she hired a bodyguard--Matt Cadd.
"Relax, doll, the only belly he'll see will be his own--when I cut it open."
She protested: "He's a gangster!"
"You shimmy," he replied, "and I'll shank."
Quoth the Raven: "50 more."
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A truly topical Matt Cadd -- truly terrific!! I laughed with glee over the shimmy/shank proposition. It is FINE, in this irascible world, to be able to always depend upon MATT CADD, Genuine Guy. Thanks, Mark -- you and MC were separated at birth, right??
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