Roger Boring was in Aspen. Honey called Matt Cadd. Drinks. Dinner. Show. More drinks. He took her home.
"Say, doll, how's about . . . ?"
He never finished. She held up her left hand--it sported a big, shiny rock.
"I'm engaged."
"But, doll--"
"No more wrestling matches for this girl," she said.
50 G's on her finger.
WTF
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The Giants are supposedly bringing in Luis Arráez to play second base. I
used to say I would "take anyone on a one or two year deal" but this is a
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Sweet Honey With The Rock, Matt.
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